Jen's needs

So, following the crowd, I googled my name + need and got:

• Jen needs rates on 2 scenerios
• Jen needs a break
• Jen needs your help
• Jen needs to get back to reality
• Jen needs to be a My Little Pony
• Jen needs some help
• Jen needs to stop being so self absorbed
• Jen needs to demonstrate more self control
• Jen needs to be a parent and get off message boards
• Jen needs to let go and get a life
• Jen needs a title
• Jen needs some more time
• Jen needs U2 tickets

OK, so I did more than 10. But I ran into several pages of people doing exactly this. Plus a lot of stuff on Jen Aniston. I'm gonna do another one...

• Jennifer needs a cold shower
• Jennifer needs your help
• Jennifer needs passion knit
• Jennifer needs to be charged for her crime
• Jennifer needs to recognize that both of you do a good job
• Jennifer needs your news
• Jennifer needs a smack daddy
• Jennifer needs space
• Jennifer needs to do five things
• Jennifer needs to grow up and get over it
• Jennifer needs to know your e-mail address
• Jennifer needs the earth energy in her life

Wow, apparently Jennifers are crazier than simple Jens. Hmmm... let's try..

• Thadyne needs.... nothing
• Last name needs well, nothing, but there was, "Lets hope the Lastname are pigheaded enough to ignore."